Foot Clothes LLC

Home on the Strange Crew Socks

$12.00 ~~$14.50~~

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Do you want to believe? Well, you'd better decide quickly because aliens are here to cownap* our livestock. Maybe it's the Greys with a taste for beef jerky, or maybe the aliens themselves are little green cow dudes who want to take their Earthly cousin on a tour of the best pastures in the universe. Who knows? Either way, the startled-yet-understated cactus pose has never been more appropriate.

*Get it, cownap? Because it's a cow? We were just going to say kidnap but then we remembered a kid is a baby goat and there was going to be a farm animal joke here but the aliens took it okay.

We love that Foot Clothes says these are "socks for weirdos."

- Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex
- Our socks do not contain polyester
- DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area
- High Thread Count
- Like fancy sheets for your feets
- Greater levels of details, design is flipped on opposite foot
- 40 Gram Socks with Smoooooth Seams
- Sewn to be better than your average sock
- not paper thin
- Provides breathe-ability for year round wear
- No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area
- One Size Fits Most Humans Adult Sizes 5-13

• Made in China
• Care Instructions: Machine wash
• Season: Core
• Weight: 2.2 oz (62.37 g)
• Dimensions: 9 x 4 x 1 in (22.9 x 10.2 x 2.5 cm)