Plants Are Weird Organic Kitchen Towel

But oh how we love them! Get ready to add a splash of quirky charm to your kitchen with this oversized 28” square retro tea towel! Featuring a delightfully weird botanical illustration of a strange plant sporting striped green flowers, this towel proudly declares, “Plants are Weird.” Made from soft, organic cotton, it’s as eco-friendly as it is eye-catching—perfect for drying dishes, wiping up spills, or just making your kitchen feel a little more fun and a lot more fabulous.

Whether you’re a plant nerd or just someone who loves a good laugh while cooking, this towel is your new best friend. Its bold, vintage-style design and playful message will have guests double-taking (and maybe even questioning their own houseplants). Durable, absorbent, and downright delightful, this tea towel turns everyday chores into a botanical adventure—because let’s face it, plants really are weird!

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A classic staple for any kitchen, our Tea Towels are GOTS Certified 100% organic cotton. Hemmed on all sides, with corner hook for hanging. Very generous size: 28" x 28." 

Image constraints are 8.5" x 11", or 11" x 17," so image will be within those limits. We recommend the smaller constraints (8.5" x 11") if you want to fold and hang with the entire image visible, as shown in photo samples. 

100% organic cotton. Corner loop for hanging. Machine wash and dry. No bleach. 

Images are printed using high-quality inks, that are permanently and professional bonded with a high-heat industrial process, making for a very long-lasting vibrant image, even after hundreds of washes.